Title: Maho Tsukaitai TV #5 Original Script: v1.0, 03/10/2000, Dance of Death Productions Translated & timed: Taro root Sae : Mikki, Sae : Magic is really wonderful, isn't it? Sae : I do nothing but blunder, Sae : I've been thinking, I want to become like you soon, Mikki. Sae : Oh, Akane! Nanaka : Morning! Sae : Oh! Um, Morning Nanaka! Nanaka : Why are you in such a daze so early in the morning? Sae : Good morning, Akane! Nanaka : Who does she think she is! Nanaka : What kind of attitude toward her upperclassmen is that! Sae : Nanaka, if you get too mad over little things, you won't become a respected upperclassman. Nanaka : Well I don't care if Aikawa respects me or not. Takeo : Man...staying up late decoding the Grimwald... Akane : President Takakura... Akane : President... Akane : Um... Takeo : Oh, it's you, Aikawa! Takeo : What is it? Akane : President Takakura... Takeo : Yes? Akane : Well... Akane : I... Takeo : Yes? Aikawa : It's just... um... Aikawa : I... Aikawa : I'd like you to go out with me... Takeo : A-A-A-A-A-A-Aikawa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa! Takeo : Aikawa? Sae : Akane, The Hiccups, and The Suspicious Relationship. Student : Chicago is one of the biggest cities in America. Student : I visited this city with my parents... Student : when I was twelve. Teacher : What's wrong, Ms. Aikawa? Akane : It stopped! Akane : Teacher, thank you very much! Akane : Oh no... Aburatsubo: Oh, Takeo... Aburatsubo: Takeo and... Aburatsubo: Aikawa are... Sae : Say, haven't you seen him, Nanaka? Nanaka : Who's that? Sae : Um, you know, an unusual person with beautiful hair. Sae : I've been catching glimpses of that person recently. Sae : I chased after him last time, but he just disappeared. Nanaka : Disappeared? You sure you weren't dreaming? Sae : You think so? Nanaka : That's right. C'mon, let's go! Sae : Oh, wait for me! Sae : Nanaka! Takeo : Okay, everyone is here. Nanaka : Aikawa isn't here... Nanaka : again... Sae : Oh yes, she... Aikawa's excused. Sae : How come? Takeo : Oh, um, well, she said something about having to do something at home... Takeo : Well, in any case, today we were all going to practice fornica... Takeo : I mean practice formation flying... Sae : Fornication?! Takeo : However, we will change the schedule today and have self-study training. Sae : Okay! Takeo : Now then, I've got some things to do, so I'll be leaving early. Takeo : That is all. Takeo : It's not really much of anything, so please don't let it concern you that I'm... Aburatsubo: Something's up... Aburatsubo: Takeo, that's too suspicious... Aburatsubo: Takeo's stopped! Aburatsubo: It looks like he's waiting for someone. Aburatsubo: I see now! Aburatsubo: I didn't think Takeo had an interest in Aikawa, but... Aburatsubo: I never dreamed this would happen! Nanaka : It's kinda hard to believe. Aburatsubo: No, I can believe it. Aburatsubo: That look that Aikawa gazes upon Takeo with... Aburatsubo: That is the face of someone in love! Aburatsubo: You're making a mistake Takeo! Aburatsubo: What will happen to him and I? Miyama : I've seen it! Aburatsubo: Mizuha Miyama! Miyama : How amusing! Miyama : That weakling is his girlfriend? Miyama : I didn't realize there was such a curious creature as that. Sae : Girlfriend? Nanaka : We don't know that yet! Aburatsubo: That's right, there's me! Miyama : Bimbu, Kouji, Miyama : Today will be extracurricular. Bimbu-Kouj: Yes, Ma'am. Bimbu-Kouj: Extracurricular? Takeo : Aikawa, I'm not sure just where you want to go, but... Takeo : we barely know each other... Takeo : to be going out together and to do things like that, or this... Takeo : we shouldn't go to places like that or this... Takeo : The proper thing to do is to be friends first... Akane : Thank you so much for being with me... Akane : after school. Akane : Are you okay? Takeo : If that's all you wanted, you should have said from the start that you didn't have time. Takeo : There was no reason to invite this misunderstanding, you should have just said you had things to do... Akane : I don't quite understand, but I'm sorry. Akane : Oh no, not again! Takeo : Oh, so that's it... Akane : I've had the hiccups since yesterday, Akane : It's been giving me problems. Akane : You see, there wasn't anyone else I could talk to about it. Akane : I figured I could get you to do something about it. Akane : Vice-president Aburatsubo has too much attention around him. Takeo : Yes, you're right. Sign : (Under Construction: please pardon the inconvenience) Sae : Nanaka, we shouldn't do this! Sae : Sneaking around and following them isn't fair to them. Nanaka : Then why'd you come? Sae : If those two are really going out together, Sae : As members of the same club, I'd be happy... Sae : I think they'd make a good couple... Sae : President Takakura is such a great person... Sae : If Akane seriously likes him, then we have to support them... Sae : As her upperclassman... Sae : Akane is cute too... Nanaka : They've gone into the park! Aburatsubo: That's the typical course for a date! Miyama : Like usual, how unfashionable. Miyama : Let's go. Bimbu-Kouj: Yes Ma'am! Bimbu-Kouj: So this is extracurricular? Takeo : Is this it? Akane : Yes. Takeo : So after you used magic here, your hiccups wouldn't stop? Akane : Yes. Akane : Yesterday I had a photo shoot here. Ecchi Phot: That's great, that's great, Akane! Ecchi Phot: That's awesome! Ecchi Phot: That's the way! Man I can't take anymore! Ecchi Phot: Okay, okay! Ecchi Phot: That feels great! Akane : That cameraman was such a pervert. Akane : After the shoot was done, he kept trying to ask me out. Akane : I got mad! Akane : But then, Akane : just when I though about how Sawanoguchi and everyone would be upset if I used magic for something like this... Ecchi Phot: Akane babe... Takeo : I see. Takeo : So after that, every time you hiccup, something strange happens? Akane : Yes. Takeo : Mysterious things happen sometimes... Akane : President, I want to ask you something... Takeo : Yes, what is it? Akane : I... Akane : I can't hold it in... Akane : um... Akane : Could you please hold my hand. Takeo : Aikawa! Akane : Um, well, but, I'm not... Takeo : Please... Akane : Hurry! Takeo : Y-you're hand? Akane : But if you think about it, after this, this might, that is, but... Takeo : L-like this? Akane : M-more! Akane : Not yet! Akane : More! Harder! Takeo : More? Akane : More! Harder! Akane : Otherwise, I... Akane : I can't take it anymore! Takeo : Aburatsubo?! Aburatsubo: Just what are you two doing!? Takeo : Sawanoguchi! Nakatomi! Takeo : Why are you here... Takeo : Mizuha Miyama!? Takeo : You too?! Miyama : I've seen it, Takeo Takakura. Miyama : Using the position of President for improper relations, Miyama : As a representative of the student council, I cannot forgive this! Miyama : The Magic Club will be dissolved! : Dissolved?! Takeo : You can't! Miyama : It's only natural now. Miyama : It should have been done earlier. Sae : Please wait! Sae : Um, well... Sae : The President... Sae : President Takakura isn't that kind of person! Sae : You should know that too, President Miyama. Sae : So... Miyama : Bimbu, Kouji, let's go. Bimbu-Kouj: Yes ma'am! Miyama : We don't have time for this useless Magic Club. Aburatsubo: Oh! So that's what it was about! Nanaka : I thought it was strange that you two would be going out together. Nanaka : Aren't you glad, Sae? Sae : Yeah... Sae : No, wait, I didn't mean... Takeo : Do you understand now? Aburatsubo: But why did you hide it, you could have told us. Takeo : Yes, well... Akane : Because if I told Nakatomi or Sawanoguchi, Akane : they'd tell me I shouldn't use magic to do those kind of things. Akane : They're like religious fanatics. Nanaka : Fanatics?! Akane : See! Sae : Nanaka! Aburatsubo: So, did you figure out how to stop her hiccups? Takeo : Well, I don't have any idea at all. Takeo : I'll go home for today, Takeo : the only thing I can do is search the Grimwald. Sae : Oh! A flying cow! Sae : Boo! Sae : I thought your hiccups might stop... Takeo : That's right... Takeo : There's a lot of ways to stop hiccups without using magic. Aburatsubo: Like swallowing rice, or singing the Frog Song while gargling? Akane : What? What is that? Nanaka : Well, I've heard that standing upside down and drinking water works. Takeo : Upside down?! Akane : Oh, I'm going to fall down! Sae : President, our legs, will you please hold our legs? Takeo : Oh, no, I can't do that! Aburatsubo: What's wrong Takeo? Hurry, or everyone will fall down! Sae : B-b-but, I can't! Aburatsubo: Takeo, hurry! : Logic : Logic : Logic : Logic Takeo : I...I can...not... Takeo : Like this? Takeo : How's this, is this okay? Aburatsubo: Takeo! Let's go home too! Takeo : Oh yeah... Sign : Magic Club Member Recruitment inside Akane : I guess I'm a little early. Takeo : I searched all night, but I didn't find anything. Aburatsubo: It's only hiccups, I wonder why they won't stop. Akane : Oh no!! Akane : What am I going to do? Akane : It's not very good... Akane : Oh well, it'll have to do. Takeo : If she keeps creating magic like that, someone's bound to notice. Aburatsubo: That would be bad. Takeo : Hey, Takeo : No one's here yet? Aburatsubo: Perfect! Let's do something good together, Takeo! Takeo : Cut it out, not at a time like this! Aburatsubo: This is the only time we have. Takeo : Cut it out already! Aburatsubo: Oh, Takeo, you're too rough! Takeo : Shut up! Aburatsubo: Huh? Takeo : What? Takeo : That... that's a girl's uniform! Aburatsubo: It's Aikawa's. Takeo : Why just her clothes? Aburatsubo: There must be some reason why she took them off. Takeo : That's.... Takeo : Pa...pa...pa...pa...pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Takeo : Panties! She took even those off?! Takeo : In the sacredness of the club room, that's not right! Akane : Wow... Akane : So this is what next door is like. Akane : Oh, yes! Akane : What is this fashion? Akane : Oh no! Akane : What's this? Akane : This is fun! : Ms. Miyama! Miyama : Wh-what was that just now?! : Ms. Miyama, are you okay? Takeo : You mustn't Aikawa! To be out like that...I... Aburatsubo: There's some commotion next door. : Vice-president, did something happen? Akane : This isn't good. Akane : I can't go back to the clubroom. Akane : Oh well. Takeo : What you saw must have been Aikawa! Takeo : We have to split up and find her! Takeo : Aikawa right now is bare-bare-bare-bare-bare-barefoot! Takeo : We have to hurry, her p-p-pant...p-p-p-pant...her panties.... Sae : Okay! Akane : I'm so tired now... Akane : That looks nice! Sae : Akane! Nanaka : Aikawa! Takeo : Aikawa! Aburatsubo: Hey! Sae : Akane! Nanaka : Hey! Aikawa! Nanaka : Come on out! Sae : I wonder where Akane is? Sae : That's... Nanaka : Sae! Nanaka : We've searched this much, why don't we just leave her. Sae : We can't do that Nanaka! Let's look some more! Sae : This greenhouse... Sae : Akane! Sae : If you're in here, say something! Nanaka : Maybe she got eaten by a pitcher plant. Sae : Nanaka, you're terrible! Akane : Oh, they're here! Nanaka : Don't worry! Nanaka : Besides, she thinks of us as religious fanatics anyway. Sae : But right now Akane must be feeling helpless. Sae : She probably doesn't know what to do, Sae : She might be waiting right now for us to help her. Nanaka : You think she's that delicate? Sae : That's what I think! Sae : You too... Nanaka : Okay, okay. Nanaka : I'll look for her too. Sae : You know... Nanaka : What? Sae : This is only between you and me, okay? Nanaka : Yes, I got it. Sae : As an upperclassman to Akane, I didn't know how to act. ?? Nanaka : Well, you're not the only one who wondered about that. Sae : You too? Nanaka : Can't you tell by looking? Sae : Akane has a talent for magic, and she's so much more levelheaded than me. Sae : Just because I happen to be one year older doesn't qualify me to talk down to her. Sae : This incident made me really think about it. Sae : Constantly badgering to make her think were religious fanatics... Nanaka : It's pretty true. Sae : That's why, Sae : I want to become an upperclassman that she can count on at a critical time. Sae : So... Akane : I kind of don't want to come out now... Akane : What should I do now... Sae : What? Akane : Ow! Ouch! Sae : Akane! Akane : Please don't stare so much! Nanaka : I'll go get your clothes! Sae : Akane, are you okay? Akane : Sawanoguchi... Sae : Yes? Akane : Um... I... Akane : I wasn't feeling hopeless, but... Akane : But that you came... Akane : Thank you very much. Takeo : Where are you, Aikawa? Sae : No! Akane : Please no! Akane : President Takakura, you're a pervert! Aburatsubo: Takeo, get a grip! Aburatsubo: Takeo! Nanaka : Your clothes! I brought your clothes! Sae : That's right Akane, what about your hiccups? Akane : I was so startled just now, I think it stopped! Nanaka : Man, what a troublemaker... Akane : But I couldn't help it... Sae : You two... Aburatsubo: Are you alright, Takeo? Aburatsubo: I'll give you mouth-to-mouth, okay?