Goodies

Rants

• Smokers are inherently ethically vacant and morally corrupt egotistical individuals. They are so self-centered and self-absorbed that they don’t care how their smoking affects those around them, whether they are people who they interact with, or disinterested bystanders: Only the self is important. They litter with absolute abandon, both by dropping their ash and by discarding their cigarette butts on the streets or sidewalks: They can’t be bothered with properly disposing of their refuse. This puts them in league with the COFA folk who expectocate their phlegm and discard used baby diapers even in hospital parking lots.

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• Saw the vanity plate, "BF8FUL".  I'm fairly certain this individual is of the evangelical, new-fashion religious variety ("be faithful") and not the meat-loving variety ("beef ate full").  Too bad he or she doesn't have a full command of English, since the plate reads "be fateful" and not "be faithful".  There's a big difference there (hint: go check a dictionary).  Maybe this is one of the friends of the "discreet"/"discrete" guys...

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• Saw a block-and-long-U-bolt lifted F250 pickup with four super-expensive external-reservoir Fox Racing Shox dampers across the back axle. Too bad the outer two were at the inboard 1/3rd distance stock Ford locations where they do little to moderate roll, and the other two were installed on either side of the differential housing. WTF?!?! The money would have been better spent on a real off-road coil-and-4-bar rear suspension and TWO Fox dampers.

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